all for love - part 3
Scene: Sweetie watching CSI: Miami.
Me, cleaning the closet.
Me: Hey, did you watch the episode where Speed dies?
Sweetie: …………………..
Me: That was really sad, you know.
Sweetie: ………………….
Me: And doesn’t the new DNA lab guy look a bit like Greg from CSI?
Sweetie: ………………….
Me: Oh yeah, forgot to tell you. I just spent about 500 bucks today buying stuff using the credit card.
Sweetie: (Turns sharply away from the TV to me) Whaaaaat?? Why? What did you buy???
Me: Oh, now you can hear me?
Sweetie: Did you? Or not?
Me: No.
Sweetie: Phew. (Did I detect a relieved sigh?)
Me: So, what do you think about the new DNA guy?
Sweetie: …………………….
I’m getting myself a parrot.
Me, cleaning the closet.
Me: Hey, did you watch the episode where Speed dies?
Sweetie: …………………..
Me: That was really sad, you know.
Sweetie: ………………….
Me: And doesn’t the new DNA lab guy look a bit like Greg from CSI?
Sweetie: ………………….
Me: Oh yeah, forgot to tell you. I just spent about 500 bucks today buying stuff using the credit card.
Sweetie: (Turns sharply away from the TV to me) Whaaaaat?? Why? What did you buy???
Me: Oh, now you can hear me?
Sweetie: Did you? Or not?
Me: No.
Sweetie: Phew. (Did I detect a relieved sigh?)
Me: So, what do you think about the new DNA guy?
Sweetie: …………………….
I’m getting myself a parrot.
posted by still_figuring_out | 5:05 PM
17 Comments:
So he has gone from "O.K." in part 1 to nothing in part 3. Isn't it great you can commincate by saying so little. Plus he picks you up dark chocolate from the airpot. I think you have a keeper
Oh honey, I have learned that you can't talk to men during 1)sports and 2)any drama that involves crime/blood/forensics.
Welcome to wedded bliss :)
ROFL!!! Men! They are the same the world over!
We call that selective hearing.
I think all sweeties are the same.
HILARIOUS! Not to mention, how could someone be THAT into CSI: Miami. I'd like to toss Horatio into the ocean with a lead brick belt and a straightjacket... just because he's SO egotistical with nothing to back it up. Ergh. Sorry... don't get me started on Horatio :)
That's what girlfriends are for, and why we go to the bathroom together -- we can't count on the men for decent conversations and sometimes have to escape just to be all talkative and get it out of our system so we can return to the company of men just to be ignored more. Or something like that.
Some days I wish I was a lesbian.
Hahahhaha.It's real simple,Men can't multi task!the sooner you understand that the easier life will get.My sister Stella has to leave notes on the table if I'm watching a movie and then I'll read them after I'm done!
Especially if TOP GEAR is on,I even switch off my phone,I can't even talk if I'm writing something serious,Men focus on one thing at a time!Its scientifically prooven ladies have more connections between the right and left lobes of the brain!
My advice:SHUT UP!! Let him watch CSI in peace!!!
Forensics over-ride everything
Apparently the only thing more important than CSI or things like it, are spending money. Intersting. But, he gets you chocolates!
shakabuku: lol. i do :)
mel: thank you, mel...:p
miladysa: :) i guess you experience the same response??
just me: thanks for visiting. and thank you for enlightening me :)lol.
kiki: and we still love them, huh :p
UC: lol. H does appear quite unemtional at times. but i think his character demands it. but didn`t he seem upset in the episode where speed dies?
librarian: lol! i never thought of it that way. but now when we girls all decide to visit the ladies at the same time, at least we can justify it to the boys!
raymond: i will bear that in mind. and give the poor man some peace :p
laks: :)
thaozee: oh? thank you for the eye opener ;)
cheryl: thats why i say men are difficult to understand :)
Lol all men r like that - u should pick those times to get him to say yes to things hed normally say no ;p
visithra: ;) as just me said, men have selective hearing. when it comes to me spending money, he hears every single word i utter! be it forensic/blood/crime!
hahaha! That is so typical!
Ha!!! Fantastic, absolutely fantastic. Mine claims to have a hearing problem. I don't know which is worse... ignoring or feigning deaf.
anne: men :)
lauren: you know what they say. can`t live without them...
hahaha
are u getting your parrot soon ?
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